Wear the punchline. Let the conversation follow.
EVERYDAY CHEEK
Shirts. Tanks. One very honest hat.
The reading glasses aren’t helping.
Life is hard. Now you know why.
Two matching tees, sold separately. Hers is a regular tee styled with a side knot.
Low effort. High maintenance. White with pink lowercase lettering.
He brought the tray. That counts, right?
A memorable guest. A very long cleanup.
Very competitive. Selectively ethical.
Confidence sold separately from competence.
Tonight’s special: disappointment on toast.
One round. A lifetime ban.
The friend who turns “absolutely not” into karaoke.
A rough day. A Western punchline. Vintage lettering and a whiskey glass wearing a cowboy hat.
Black & white tank previews
Black & white tank previews
Black & white tank previews
She got Rick rolled. Your friends could be next.
Storybook style. A less magical destination.
Navy and three pastels. Same honest statement.
A very honest heads-up.
The arrow points up. The joke lands on you. Burgundy serif lettering on white, with absolutely no one else to blame.
For the stories that start with “it seemed like a good idea.” White script on Black. Choose your size on Fourthwall.
At least I am hilarious.
Good dads. Questionable jokes.
For richer. Preferably.
A little luxury. A very warm welcome.
Selected designs are ready to buy. Open a product to see its available colors, sizes and prices; other designs remain previews.
QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS. EXCELLENT STORIES.
The shirt saw it coming.
A LITTLE CHEEK FOR YOUR HOME
A little wall art. A matching sense of humor.
A royal welcome to the smallest room.
A little bathroom wisdom.
Good manners. Better lettering.
For the atmosphere.
Framed mockups · Final print sizes, framing options and prices coming soon.
YOUR IDEA. OUR NEXT DROP.
That line everyone laughs at? It might belong on a shirt, hat, mug or coaster. Selected creators share in their product’s profits, with terms agreed in writing before anything goes on sale.
Selection and earnings aren’t guaranteed. Your submission stays private for review. We won’t put it on sale without agreeing terms with you.
PITCH RECEIVED
Your idea is saved for our team to review. If it’s a fit, we’ll contact you at .
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EVERYONE’S IN ON THE JOKE.
NOT SAFE FOR SMALL TALK is about giving people an easy way to break the ice in person. A little humor, a considered design, and a reason to say hello.
Friendship, flirting, or just a shared laugh.
Wear something worth talking about.